Text reads: "If you think this Valentine's cupid had a nice face ... Wait 'til you get a load of his arrow! From your quivering Valentine"

Text reads: "He'll pump up for you... If you'll bend your knees for him. But you can still be my Valentine!"

Text reads: "On Valentines Day, lets play Cowpoke. ...You be the cow, and ..."

Text reads: "This Valentines Day let's make a deal... I get the candy - and you get what's in the box!"

Text reads: "They say the quickest way to a man's heart is through his stomach. ... But on Valentine's Day, I prefer an alternate route!"

Text reads: "Go Ahead. ... Make my Valentine's Day!"