"The guys in Birthday Wood are so hot, and their boinking so fresh, it's like whacking to your first Bel Ami video all over again.
While their camp-mate dozes off, two guys commence a blowjob that's mouthwatering in every way. In a touch of the video's sense of humor, the suckee continues to tend the charcoal grill, until his full-mouthed buddy pulls back his arm, as if to say, "There's only one sausage I care about." When their friend wanders over for food, you know the horn dogs are demanding his cock, even though none of the dialogue in this video is translated. It's a testament to the performers' charisma and expressiveness. Whatever they're saying (in Czech, I'm guessing), it's nasty and masculine.
The friend modestly spurns their overture, and the couple taunt him by pigging out in front of him. There's a long shot of painful ecstasy on the bottom's face as he's getting plumbed. This scene highlights the video's merits: great-looking guys, innocent fun, and little surprises here and there.
The next scene introduces us to cover boy Philip. This nut-busting combination of manly muscles, baby-smooth skin, a pretty face, and a vintage moppet of teased blond hair is one of the tastiest chicken dishes ever served on either side of the Atlantic. When this virginal looking (except for the navel tattoo) studling liberates his cock by a lakeside, you can imagine some water nymph making an offering to the sun god.
Philip shows charming embarrassment when two guys interrupt his self-pleasuring. It's good to know that "over there" they don't hesitate to sacrifice virgins. No 18 months of "will he suck? will he bottom? when will he bottom?" Philip immediately starts taking cocks in his mouth and ass like the instant superstar he is.
The next two scenes continue the theme of sex and surprise. In one, a fellatious dream comes to life. In another, a masturbator falls out of his hammock - then finds good reason to get back in.
Finally, Philip gets his birthday spray-down (of champagne and other things) from three camp-mates. They serve him up on a table, and poke him so many ways he should be renamed "Pincushion."
Only the unconvincing moan-track and total absence of rimming keep this from a perfect 5.0."
4.75/5 - www.radvideo.com
Cast: Philip (aka Ethan Clarke), Marcel, Babka, Jurka, Joseph (aka Samuel Dolce), Peter (aka Tom Nowy), Rosta, Vladimir, Marcel, Robin (aka Paul Robbins).
Director: Robert Boggs.
Studio: JetSet
Theme: Europeans, Twinks, Anal Sex, Blonds, Gangbangs, Oral Sex, Outdoor Sex, Public Sex, Threeways, Uncut Cocks.
Running Time: 96 minutes
Date Produced: 2003